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Paranoia: Implausible Deniability, Now available at your local retailer or online!

26 June, 2018

MGP50007 Paranoia: Implausible Deniability $19.99 <----Order Now!

CONGRATULATIONS, CITIZEN!

 You have been selected for an EXCITING MISSION. Your assignment is to:

 [ ] Determine why there's a microscopic shortfall in food vat yields

 [ ] Test experimental brain interface technology

 [ ] Terminate terrorist mutant traitors

 [ ] Identify and terminate saboteurs in your Troubleshooter team

 [ ] Determine the precise temperature at which your cranial fluid boils

 [ ] Have fun. Fun is mandatory.

 [X] ALL OF THE ABOVE

  

The odds of your survival can be greatly increased by:

 [ ] Not going on the mission.

 [ ] Deep-tissue forehead cleansing

 [ ] Developing the mutant power to levitate down elevator shafts

 [ ] Concealing that you have the mutant power to levitate down elevator shafts

 [ ] Terminating your fellow Troubleshooters before they can terminate you

 [X] Purchasing this exciting adventure

 [ ] ALL OF THE ABOVE

Paranoia: Yellow Clearance Black Box Blues (Remastered), Now available at your local retailer or online!

26 June, 2018

MGP50007 Paranoia: Yellow Clearance Black Box Blues (Remastered) $49.99 <----Order Now!

You are YELLOW Clearance!

 Congratulations!

 The original Yellow Clearance Black Box Blues – revised, updated… Remastered!

 One of the most famous missions in Troubleshooter history has returned to enhance the lives of a new generation of clones. Once more Troubleshooters can pursue the elusive Black Box, explore Outdoors, and bring peace and security to Alpha Complex.

 We can’t tell you what this adventure is about (except that lots of confused and desperate people are killing each other over a mysterious Black Box), but we can tell you what it (the mission, we mean, not the box).