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CONGRATULATIONS, CITIZEN!

 You have been selected for an EXCITING MISSION. Your assignment is to:

 [ ] Determine why there's a microscopic shortfall in food vat yields

 [ ] Test experimental brain interface technology

 [ ] Terminate terrorist mutant traitors

 [ ] Identify and terminate saboteurs in your Troubleshooter team

 [ ] Determine the precise temperature at which your cranial fluid boils

 [ ] Have fun. Fun is mandatory.

 [X] ALL OF THE ABOVE

The odds of your survival can be greatly increased by:

 [ ] Not going on the mission.

 [ ] Deep-tissue forehead cleansing

 [ ] Developing the mutant power to levitate down elevator shafts

 [ ] Concealing that you have the mutant power to levitate down elevator shafts

 [ ] Terminating your fellow Troubleshooters before they can terminate you

 [X] Purchasing this exciting adventure

 [ ] ALL OF THE ABOVE