{"product_id":"sla-borg","title":"SLA: Borg","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLA\u003c\/strong\u003e Industries\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is an award-winning science-fiction horror roleplaying game with a splatterpunk feel. Originally released in 1993, it was recently updated to a second edition. In that game, you play Operatives working for the eponymous company SLA Industries, dealing with all problems that arise, like a carnivorous pig in the sewers, rival company terrorists kicking off, assorted Downtown cults summoning abhorences and reality itself crumbling at the edges, all while trying to pay your bills and garner a little bit of fame and fortune on the way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOperatives are the \u003cspan\u003ecreme de la creme\u003c\/span\u003e, with sponsorship, TV deals and the best training and equipment the World of Progress can offer. Unfortunately, this isn't you. Instead, you're \u003cspan\u003eidiots\u003c\/span\u003e that believe, because of the aforementioned crumbling reality, that you are working as Operatives, whilst instead being \u003cspan\u003emorons\u003c\/span\u003e that sniff marker pens, take orders from a cat and get into far too much trouble. You take on missions, eat kebabs to heal yourself and go to the pub to celebrate...simple!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSLA BORG\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e uses the \u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMÖRK BORG\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e rules and gives you a bunch of half-finished pre-generated \u003cspan\u003eimbeciles\u003c\/span\u003e for you to make your own. These \u003cspan\u003etwits\u003c\/span\u003e are part of their very own squad \u003cspan\u003eThe Broken Biscuits\u003c\/span\u003e. As them, you travel to the nearby downtrodden bus station and get your missions from a stray cat, who may or may not be Mr Slayer, dodging the people that call the station home and toilet \u003cspan\u003e(a great magazine BTW)\u003c\/span\u003e and heading off to wherever the missions send you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's a gonzo look at our award-winning roleplaying game and we would like to apologise in advance for what we've done. Oops.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nightfall Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48681740075225,"sku":"WFG-MOB-100","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0295\/9577\/files\/WFG-MOB-100.jpg?v=1778518893","url":"https:\/\/studio2publishing.com\/products\/sla-borg","provider":"Studio 2 Publishing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}